i was in my house and i was really tired and i went to the cvs to steal robotussin but suddenly all these dudes swarmed in on me from all sides (it was like an employee tornado) and i was like shit no robo i guess and they showed me this screen they had set up that showed where every customer was at every second in the store. i was a blue dot.
i left there and ended up in some strip mall where a kid that i've only seen once in my life before was getting his hair cut. we exchanged glances and then he pulled me in and kissed me and i knew that my life was headed in some bright new direction.
later i met this guy because my car was fucked up on the road and he took me further down the road where we picked up his wife who was insanely hot and i guess i had a hard-on this whole time but i wanted to fuck his wife so bad the guy had no hair on his head i can't remember what his wife looked like except tits galore they started talking to each other about work and then about how beautiful i was and then they said they were gonna take me back to their farmhouse in the country and i guess i was cool with that and then the wife asked what the husband was thinking and he said he would hit me in the skull with a hammer and eat me and for some reason this didn't register that bad so i said with total redundance are you going to kill me and they said yeah and all i could say was will i at least get to have sex with you guys first and the wife looked back and smiled and said 'of course'.
they took me into a stable in their farm and everything was thoroughly paneled and they both let me sit in there while they stripped outside and then the wife walked in through a door in front of me and the husband through some rear entrance i guess and i motioned for her to start sucking my cock and she did and i couldn't think of what to tell the husband to do because he was ugly so i just said my ass and he tried to eat it but he was too pushy and i was just like stop go away and he didn't so i was like fuck it and just started giving his wife the oil drill and normally i'd feel bad for fucking a girl's throat like this but i was like you get to kill me this is the least i should be able to do to you and i guess the feeling was mutual because she took it.
it was about this point that i started to realize that i was possibly in a dream. i wasn't sure, though, and began to wish it was one because i could imagine that hammer and i just blurted out 'can i please at least choose the way i die' and she mumbled yeah through my load.
post-dream conclusion: stop smoking pot forever.
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ey it's j-money Lockjaw Snails get dem muneez.
i haven't had a dream in a while, but they usually have to do with video games, which is basically boring.
i had a dream about my n64 living underneath a rock.
it became self-aware.
what does the "shit i'm writing to" section mean?
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